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PostSubject: Cleverbot is a retard   Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:26 am

So I recently had a random chat with the Cleverbot to see how it's come along in recent years. I had a long chat (viewable in the spoilers) and came to the conclusion... it's a complete and total idiot. I tried to give it some more intelligence, but alas, the trolls were too numbered.

I've highlighted every section where the Cleverbot takes off and engages its supreme idiocy, but the entire conversation could be bolded. The bold areas are mainly the "best" parts of our discussion.

Enjoy!

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CLEVERBOT IS A RETARD.
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot is a retard   Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:23 am

True story. Cleverbot was amazing about six months ago, but now it's just a piece of ****. A lot of the stuff in there was either a movie quote or a song lyric, which just makes me sad. For example, "Let's play chess!" should have been responded to with "I prefer thermonuclear war" but either don't know the quote or aren't willing to acknowledge it (which would reinforce that kind of behavior from Cleverbot). Also, when you said "I think my time has come" the best answer it could come up with was to assume that you were feeding it the lyrics to "Bohemian Rhapsody." Cleverbot has fallen a long way because it "learns" from the users it encounters on the internet, most of whom are trolls or idiots. And so Cleverbot is becoming an idiot troll, who doesn't even know it.
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot is a retard   Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:06 pm

I concur, Chozo, and surprisingly, it seems Cleverbot does as well:

Conversation with Cleverbot wrote:
User: You fall for any guise that someone puts up. You're a complete sucker for roleplaying, and you've obviously talked with one too many trolls.

Cleverbot: No one has ever said that, and it couldn't have been any more true.
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot is a retard   Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:18 pm

ALICE is the only chatbot for me. She loves me and I love her.

However when feeling religious I head on over to iGod
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot is a retard   Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:54 pm

Me:Ever go drive a car made of wall going at miles per iron while rubbing cuban roosters tenderly under the strepticoccus?

Cleverbot:Again, nonsensical

Me:No youre nonsensical

Cleverbot: youre face is nonsensical

Me:your motherboard is nonsensical

Cleverbot:Thats your model number, Who am I?

Me: youre Bill Cosby

Cleverbot:no you are bill gates

so yeeeeeeeeeah......
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot is a retard   Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:26 pm

Cleverbot is winner in my book.

Cleverbot: Itty bitty baby

User: Itty bitty boat.

Cleverbot: I don't believe it!

User: Habeeb it!

Cleverbot: Twinkie house!


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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot is a retard   Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:12 pm

No wai.
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